Everything what made U the man you are today

Movies 

“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

Drunken Master

Teasle: Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo? 

Trautman: God didn't make Rambo. I made him!

Ray Jackson: Aren't you a little young for full-contact?

Frank Dux: Aren't you a little old for videogames?

I was born in Palermo Sicily, came to this country when i was 7 we immigrated to Chicago. Were always raised to very patriotic to love our country..and we did..When i was a little boy my father took me to a baseball game..They had a martial art demonstration out there and i saw this little Japanese man doing things that i thought were magical... And a developed this crazy dream to go far east..And when the time i was 17

    I was there studying with the masters

Matrix: Keep an eye out, they'll be coming. You're downwind, the air currents might tip them off 

Jackson: Downwind? 

[looks at Matrix like he's crazy] 

Jackson: You think I could smell them coming? 

Matrix: I did. 

Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel: [thinks] So I won't have to fight.
Miyagi: [laughs] Miyagi have hope for you. 

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 Isn't It Funny That Non Of them Are American!!

Chuck Norris can handle the truth

[Eddie takes the plane south, looking for racism] ... he said "Is this your bag?" I said "Yeah, that's my fucking bag! Why, motherfucker? A black man can't have a suitcase?"

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? 

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you. 




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TV Series 

Colonel Woodward: So this is your main guy? What makes him so special? He doesn't even have any gear.
Pete: That's what makes him so special.

Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law. 

Jazz: Making a baby truly is a blessed event.
Will: Don't you mean "Having a baby"?
Jazz: Trust me on this. 


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Comics

  I have the power!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

You mustn't fight the elephant.You mustn't fight anybody.War is a very silly way to behave you know."

-Doctor Snuggles  to the Ant Army who is wanting to fight a near-sighted elephant that stepped on their tents.

5 4 3 2 1 

Thunderbirds are go! 

Once Upon a Time Life

Stimpy: [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren: What EEZ IT, man?